FEAST YOUR EYES.
Hi, my name is Terri, and I enjoy planning pretend vacations so I can see what’s available on Airbnb.
Like, yes I would enjoy staying in this fucking CASTLE. Will it ever happen? Prob not.
Anyway, in the midst of plotting a recent imaginary jaunt to England, I found this listing that stopped me dead in my cyber tracks. I now present you with the eighth wonder of the world, Eaton Studio House.
The house is in Essex, England, and can sleep up to 16 people for $2,585 a night. “The house is extremely large and an art piece that is constantly evolving,” the listing says. “We are adding to it all the time.”
Now, maybe you’re thinking, “A pink house? Come on, give me something to CHEW ON.” Well lucky for you, the interior of the house DELIVERS. For instance, here’s the entryway that greets you the second you walk through the Pepto-pink door.
If you’re still like, “But I’ve smoked drugs, that’s nothing,” please feast your eyes on this all-pink bedroom. FEAST THEM, I SAY.